The Summoners

the_summonersWho ever said you needed a Ouija board to summon an evil spirit?

Forget about wondering which one of your friends moved the planchette around during a seance and get some real ghost action happening right in front of your eyes.

Here are the 10 things you need to turn your lame game night into a full fledged demon party:

1. An abandoned building with a lot of space and high ceilings. Most preferably a warehouse.

2. An odd number of friends. A minimum of at least 3 but no more than 9.

3. Friends must be female and hot.

4. Clothing is optional, but if you decide to wear anything it must be black in color.

5. 10 Candles

6. An item that is stained with the blood of the departed spirit you are trying to contact.

7. One of the friends must think the summon is a bad idea.

8. The person you choose to summon should most likely be in hell for the evil things they did when they were alive.

9. One of the friends must have a secret that the evil spirit would find very tempting.

10. A mop and a bucket. Someone has to clean-up the bloody mess after you and your friends are dead.

The Summoners from Bludgeoned Films on Vimeo.

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