What if I said this particular bad-ass could drain a bottle of whiskey in one gulp?
If that doesn’t impress you, then what about smoking a joint in one puff?
Still not impressed?
Well, how about throw in the fact that this bad-ass’s name is Alexjandro, he could talk trash better than anyone you know, and he’s murdered 99,999 people.
Does that turn your head yet?
Well, if it doesn’t then be very careful because bad-ass Alexjandro might just sneak up behind you, rip it off and celebrate for reaching a milestone of 100,000 severed heads!